My name is Frodo. I'm a tracker, from Hobbiton. I got into the business after my uncle Bilbo got back from helping a dragon get some dwarves out of his mountain.
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Frodo lema er korma ilya i' men a' Mordor, ar' il yalumesee idd eh civeere seasa ten' ta.
Frodo took the One Ring all the way to Mordor, and never once did he get laid because of it.